By Carole Raphaelle Davis
Joan Rivers, that tasteless, crude, narcissistic comedy hack, has attacked Angelina Jolie in a shameless attempt to gain publicity.
Below are quotes that Joan Rivers made to Radar Online.
“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed,” Joan Rivers exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “She took herself right out of that super star category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]”
“Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No. and you want to say, you idiot! You brought us back to the fact and we’ve all forgotten that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!”
When asked about Angelina’s skinny arms, Joan said, “That looks like Auschwitz adjacent.”
I'm sorry, but just because she's a Jew doesn't give Joan Rivers carte blanche to diminish and ridicule the suffering of the Jewish people during the Holocaust...unless it's truly funny. "Skinny people look like holocaust survivors?" How old is that joke? Let me give you a hint: it's almost as old as Joan Rivers.
Where does Joan get the balls to criticize anyone for looking at themselves in the mirror? She looks at herself plenty! At least Angelina Jolie likes what she sees. Poor Joan; even with all of the plastic surgery she's had, she still looks like a squat, painted carcass. If she wore a slit in her dress, all anyone would say is "ew" because no one wants to imagine Joan's putrid bat hole (and I'm not talking about her mouth).
By the way, talk about victims of death camps, Joan loves to wear victims of animal death camps. She ought to look past the mirror, past her façade, under the pancake make-up, behind the fillers and beneath the botox. She'll see someone a lot less admirable than Angelina Jolie.
Joan isn't pretty and she knows it. She doesn't think she is presentable unless she is wearing one of her thousands of dead animals--animals skinned alive or anally electrocuted for their furs. She has the nerve to talk about Jolie wearing a human blood amulet from a willing human donor, and then parade around like a gaudy Restalyn-filled Carnival float, wrapped in the fur of tortured animals.
No matter if some of her jokes are amusing, her clothing choices reveal her for what she is--a hideous, nasty fur hag.
Carole Raphaelle Davis is the author of "The Diary of Jinky, Dog of a Hollywood Wife" and an animal rights activist.